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"OMG this is our longest pee EVER. This is so unnatural!" -Hulbert Hall1/24/09
"On a slut scale of one to ten, I think she's a Liz" (angered recollections of a freshman)
"Twilight appeals to teenage girls because the author writes like a teenage girl."-Tall guy in Hulbert
I'm FUCKING Harry Potter!!!!-Golding Hall 3 East, Spring '08
Helen Keller could tell he liked her!-Girl in Mills
People keep talking about global warming, but it snowed in October and now it's melting in February. I don't think it's global warming, I just think the seasons are getting fucked up!Girl in upper quad2.11.09
Mills worker: "You've got some big items... I don't think they will fit in my bag."Customer: "Thats what she said."
Thar be Reptars in these woods...-Can be heard from anyone walking in/out of the woods of SUNY Oneonta
That is not funny.
Tour guide: "And over here we have Fitzelle Hall... it's shaped like a T..."2/16/09 Sidewalk near Fitzelle
" My major is to graduate college."
"Shes like a hippie and like this new-found lesbian. Shes soo cool."-Blodgett Hall 3/2/09
How do lesbians have sex?~guy talking to girl in my dorm
girl: "he said i look heavier then i am!"guy: "well, you look like you're carrying a lot of weight..."girl: "but that's an INSULT!"-Mills 3/10
older woman ordering salad: "Ohh that's wayy too much lettuce!"young cashier: "oh just eat it, it's all roughage, it's good for you!"-Downtown deli, 3/9
I'm not gonna lie, I have a hard-on right now.Guy in Capresso Cafe, 3/20
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm GETTING LAAAAAAID!!!!"-in the halls of Macduff
"My goal in life (pause) is to have sex with a midget"-Girl in matteson/macduff quad around midnight in april 2008
"The Scipio's didn't drink Yoohoo"-Dr. Pullyblank lecturing about the ideals of the roman republic
"If your class isn't on the first floor, check the second floor."- Loud obnoxious RA giving freshman from hulbert a tour of the human ecology building
Girl #1: "This one girl in school broke her vagina bone".Girl #2: *laughs* "What happened--did her vagina fall out?"-passing in front of Ford
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"OMG this is our longest pee EVER. This is so unnatural!"
-Hulbert Hall
1/24/09
"On a slut scale of one to ten, I think she's a Liz" (angered recollections of a freshman)
"Twilight appeals to teenage girls because the author writes like a teenage girl."
-Tall guy in Hulbert
I'm FUCKING Harry Potter!!!!
-Golding Hall 3 East, Spring '08
Helen Keller could tell he liked her!
-Girl in Mills
People keep talking about global warming, but it snowed in October and now it's melting in February. I don't think it's global warming, I just think the seasons are getting fucked up!
Girl in upper quad
2.11.09
Mills worker: "You've got some big items... I don't think they will fit in my bag."
Customer: "Thats what she said."
Thar be Reptars in these woods...
-Can be heard from anyone walking in/out of the woods of SUNY Oneonta
That is not funny.
Tour guide: "And over here we have Fitzelle Hall... it's shaped like a T..."
2/16/09 Sidewalk near Fitzelle
" My major is to graduate college."
"Shes like a hippie and like this new-found lesbian. Shes soo cool."
-Blodgett Hall 3/2/09
How do lesbians have sex?
~guy talking to girl in my dorm
girl: "he said i look heavier then i am!"
guy: "well, you look like you're carrying a lot of weight..."
girl: "but that's an INSULT!"
-Mills 3/10
older woman ordering salad: "Ohh that's wayy too much lettuce!"
young cashier: "oh just eat it, it's all roughage, it's good for you!"
-Downtown deli, 3/9
I'm not gonna lie, I have a hard-on right now.
Guy in Capresso Cafe, 3/20
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm GETTING LAAAAAAID!!!!"
-in the halls of Macduff
"My goal in life (pause) is to have sex with a midget"
-Girl in matteson/macduff quad around midnight in april 2008
"The Scipio's didn't drink Yoohoo"
-Dr. Pullyblank lecturing about the ideals of the roman republic
"If your class isn't on the first floor, check the second floor."
- Loud obnoxious RA giving freshman from hulbert a tour of the human ecology building
Girl #1: "This one girl in school broke her vagina bone".
Girl #2: *laughs* "What happened--did her vagina fall out?"
-passing in front of Ford
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