New Semester, New Overheards

It's cold out there... but O-Staters still say the darnd'est things!

Post away.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"OMG this is our longest pee EVER. This is so unnatural!"

-Hulbert Hall
1/24/09

Anonymous said...

"On a slut scale of one to ten, I think she's a Liz" (angered recollections of a freshman)

Anonymous said...

"Twilight appeals to teenage girls because the author writes like a teenage girl."

-Tall guy in Hulbert

Anonymous said...

I'm FUCKING Harry Potter!!!!


-Golding Hall 3 East, Spring '08

Anonymous said...

Helen Keller could tell he liked her!

-Girl in Mills

Anonymous said...

People keep talking about global warming, but it snowed in October and now it's melting in February. I don't think it's global warming, I just think the seasons are getting fucked up!

Girl in upper quad
2.11.09

Anonymous said...

Mills worker: "You've got some big items... I don't think they will fit in my bag."
Customer: "Thats what she said."

Anonymous said...

Thar be Reptars in these woods...

-Can be heard from anyone walking in/out of the woods of SUNY Oneonta

Anonymous said...

That is not funny.

Anonymous said...

Tour guide: "And over here we have Fitzelle Hall... it's shaped like a T..."

2/16/09 Sidewalk near Fitzelle

Anonymous said...

" My major is to graduate college."

Anonymous said...

"Shes like a hippie and like this new-found lesbian. Shes soo cool."

-Blodgett Hall 3/2/09

Anonymous said...

How do lesbians have sex?

~guy talking to girl in my dorm

Anonymous said...

girl: "he said i look heavier then i am!"
guy: "well, you look like you're carrying a lot of weight..."
girl: "but that's an INSULT!"

-Mills 3/10

Anonymous said...

older woman ordering salad: "Ohh that's wayy too much lettuce!"

young cashier: "oh just eat it, it's all roughage, it's good for you!"

-Downtown deli, 3/9

Anonymous said...

I'm not gonna lie, I have a hard-on right now.

Guy in Capresso Cafe, 3/20

Anonymous said...

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm GETTING LAAAAAAID!!!!"

-in the halls of Macduff

Anonymous said...

"My goal in life (pause) is to have sex with a midget"

-Girl in matteson/macduff quad around midnight in april 2008

Anonymous said...

"The Scipio's didn't drink Yoohoo"

-Dr. Pullyblank lecturing about the ideals of the roman republic

Anonymous said...

"If your class isn't on the first floor, check the second floor."

- Loud obnoxious RA giving freshman from hulbert a tour of the human ecology building

Anonymous said...

Girl #1: "This one girl in school broke her vagina bone".
Girl #2: *laughs* "What happened--did her vagina fall out?"


-passing in front of Ford