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"it's not about the video games. it's how he talks. it's how he fucking thinks he's better than everybody. BULLSHIT."
ford hall, oct. 1 3:34 pm
"watching me gag is always fun"
outside of human ecology, 10/7/2008
"Does this go up like a cup, or down like a frown?"
-Math class in Schumacker. Fall '08
Girl 1: Are you going out tonight?
Girl 2: Uh, duh. It's Wednesday. Wednesday is like...the new Friday.
Overheard: outside the library 12:00pm Wednesday, Oct. 1
...And they came across the wall and fuked the french, pardon my german
- Professor giving lecture in class
"Yo, I wonder if he knows I totally Febreeze his side of the room now..."
-boy at bus stop 10/13
"so when was the last time you blew someone to get into the gym?"
~oct. 13, 9:30 pm
"What the hell, I didn't even find a boyfriend there."
Guy leaving Protest in quad
Oct 13 3:24pm
"You shit like a horse."
--Huntington Hall
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her in a dirty place, so I took her to Utica and kissed her there."
-bathroom stall in the General Clinton Pub
"Is Germany near Poland?" - girl at soccer game
"Are they in New York?" - her friend
"If you want the pussy you have to sacrifice."
-Outside Chase Gym
10.19.08
"facebooking is totally a verb!!"
Mills dining hall, 10/17/08
"I think I'm just going to be a sailor."
-girl outside of jazzmans 10-20-08
"so when was the last time you blew someone to get into the gym?"
~outside chase gym, oct. 6, 9:30ish
"Wait....how many zeroes are in fifteen hundred? ...what? I get confused with fifteen hundred and fifteen thousand." - Some chick
-Sherman Hall, oct 21, 5:00pm
"Yeah....her eyelashes were totally fucked up...but I can get over that."
Mills 11:30 AM
One kid: "So is Hillary Clinton going to be Obama's vice president?"
Other kid: "No, Palin is."
Outside Human Ecology October 17th
I ate a mini checker once. it was red. then i pooped it out.
"Did you just fart? or was that your nose?"
~ford hall, oct. 26, 10:16 am
"So I figured out how to steal toilet paper so I don't have to buy it anymore."
Outside of Science 1 building, October 24
*Two Girls walk out of Human Ecology*
Girl: "Oh hey, is it February already?"
10.30.08
"I know she has a car. I helped her buy underwear once."
Guy in the quad. Oct. 30. 2:00 PM
"so i'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my ass. it's going to say 'jesus is coming- run and hide.'"
main st, october 30, 10:25 pm
So yeah, I'm looking more at the stuff that's sorta like anal rage, not the soft anal sex stuff. Like, full-on pounding the shit out of some other guy's ass. Dicks in the mouth are cool sometimes, but that's not for me. I just need that anal frustration when I think about gay porn.
-Upstairs Mills, 11/4/08 1:45 p.m.
"I once almost dropped a class because I was missing The O.C."
-Girl in Arikaki's MCOM 151 Class
"On a scale of 1 to 10, i'm really fuckin' pissed off."
IRC, Oct. 23, 1:00pm
two girls talking about halloween costumes..
"but you're going to be so cold your skirt is so short"
"no, im wearing uggs"
"Why doesn't this computer have Microsoft Word?? I can't find it anywhere!!!"
-Girl in Tabin computer lab...on a Mac
"You know the Series of Unfortunate Events books? That's like my life. That's the story of my penis."
-outside Hunt Union, 11/11/08
girl putting whipped cream on her sundae: "eww this looks like poop!"
other girl watching from a distance: "yeah... bird poop..."
wilsbach 11/12
audience: yay!!
quizmaster (in evil demented voice): NO JOY!!
~quiz night, hunt union, nov 18, 9:46
"i have not put my key in that hole for a long time"
quad, early nov '08
"here i sit, broken hearted/came to shit, but only farted."
~proverb written on bathroom stall, fine arts building.
"i hate drinking out of giant water bottles. i always feel like i'm sucking a giant cock!"
-guy outside Mills, 12/3
An anthropology professor was talking about a group of people from Australia.
girl in class: oh, so they live, like, near Europe?
fall, 2005
Remember when we thought I had herpes? That thing on my lip was huge!
-Dec '08 Quad
I'm going to a baby shower... and I'm gonna get FUCKED!
-Terps Dec '08
"I'm going to a baby shower later...and I'm gonna get FUCKED!"
random girl, fine arts, Dec. 5, 9:30 pm
"Our Christmas gifts get less romantic every year. Last year he got me a dehumidifier."
-Girl in Fine Arts Building 12/10/2008
"It was joy-gasmic and man-tastic... it was amazing"
Fine Arts, Dec 2008
"I feel like the slowest learner in the room, which I very well may be..."
-Janet Nepkie
(a guy was walking with his friends past Macduff and I couldn't help but overheard this ridiculous story lol it was something to this extent...)
"So I was sooo wasted and me and the girl started going at it in an upstairs bedroom. Everything was going great when, like, the door opened up and my buddy walks in! He's like 'hey dude! i was wondering where you went!' and he was just so drunk. I'm yelling at him like 'Dude! get the fuck out!!' and he goes 'hey wow she's got nice tits!!'...."
(that's all i heard before they walked out of earshot lololol)
"It feels like there's a Dementor in my house."
"How the hell did people learn before Google?"
-Fine Arts computer lab
Two guys leaving a rehearsal on 2nd floor fine arts building
"This fuckin equipment sucks, what the fuck are they doing with our tuition money....
2nd guy - Well, I can tell ya what they aint doing, teaching anyone to fucking play, the bands here sound like shit
"This girl gave me a total TUDE at the punch bowl last night"
Upstairs Mills 1/15/09
Girl 1 "What are you guys doing tonight?"
Girl 2 "Probably getting drunk and then go bowling"
Upstairs Mills 1/15/09
"Just gotta catch him by the balls!"
-Guy to cashier about his rambunctious son
Southside 1/17/09
"I'm studying whether or not infants who didn't eat a lot of salt as babies grew up to really like salty things...imagine if i wrote these babies will really loveee semen??"
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