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Overheards should contain little to no explanation... the best are self-explanatory!

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51 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

"it's not about the video games. it's how he talks. it's how he fucking thinks he's better than everybody. BULLSHIT."

ford hall, oct. 1 3:34 pm

Anonymous said...

"watching me gag is always fun"

outside of human ecology, 10/7/2008

Anonymous said...

"Does this go up like a cup, or down like a frown?"

-Math class in Schumacker. Fall '08

Anonymous said...

Girl 1: Are you going out tonight?
Girl 2: Uh, duh. It's Wednesday. Wednesday is like...the new Friday.

Overheard: outside the library 12:00pm Wednesday, Oct. 1

Unknown said...

...And they came across the wall and fuked the french, pardon my german

- Professor giving lecture in class

Anonymous said...

"Yo, I wonder if he knows I totally Febreeze his side of the room now..."

-boy at bus stop 10/13

Anonymous said...

"so when was the last time you blew someone to get into the gym?"

~oct. 13, 9:30 pm

Anonymous said...

"What the hell, I didn't even find a boyfriend there."

Guy leaving Protest in quad
Oct 13 3:24pm

Anonymous said...

"You shit like a horse."

--Huntington Hall

Anonymous said...

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her in a dirty place, so I took her to Utica and kissed her there."

-bathroom stall in the General Clinton Pub

Anonymous said...

"Is Germany near Poland?" - girl at soccer game

"Are they in New York?" - her friend

Anonymous said...

"If you want the pussy you have to sacrifice."
-Outside Chase Gym
10.19.08

Anonymous said...

"facebooking is totally a verb!!"

Mills dining hall, 10/17/08

Anonymous said...

"I think I'm just going to be a sailor."

-girl outside of jazzmans 10-20-08

Anonymous said...

"so when was the last time you blew someone to get into the gym?"

~outside chase gym, oct. 6, 9:30ish

Anonymous said...

"Wait....how many zeroes are in fifteen hundred? ...what? I get confused with fifteen hundred and fifteen thousand." - Some chick

-Sherman Hall, oct 21, 5:00pm

Anonymous said...

"Yeah....her eyelashes were totally fucked up...but I can get over that."


Mills 11:30 AM

Anonymous said...

One kid: "So is Hillary Clinton going to be Obama's vice president?"

Other kid: "No, Palin is."


Outside Human Ecology October 17th

Anonymous said...

I ate a mini checker once. it was red. then i pooped it out.

Anonymous said...

"Did you just fart? or was that your nose?"

~ford hall, oct. 26, 10:16 am

Anonymous said...

"So I figured out how to steal toilet paper so I don't have to buy it anymore."

Outside of Science 1 building, October 24

Anonymous said...

*Two Girls walk out of Human Ecology*

Girl: "Oh hey, is it February already?"

10.30.08

Anonymous said...

"I know she has a car. I helped her buy underwear once."

Guy in the quad. Oct. 30. 2:00 PM

Anonymous said...

"so i'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my ass. it's going to say 'jesus is coming- run and hide.'"

main st, october 30, 10:25 pm

Anonymous said...

So yeah, I'm looking more at the stuff that's sorta like anal rage, not the soft anal sex stuff. Like, full-on pounding the shit out of some other guy's ass. Dicks in the mouth are cool sometimes, but that's not for me. I just need that anal frustration when I think about gay porn.

-Upstairs Mills, 11/4/08 1:45 p.m.

Anonymous said...

"I once almost dropped a class because I was missing The O.C."

-Girl in Arikaki's MCOM 151 Class

Anonymous said...

"On a scale of 1 to 10, i'm really fuckin' pissed off."


IRC, Oct. 23, 1:00pm

Anonymous said...

two girls talking about halloween costumes..
"but you're going to be so cold your skirt is so short"
"no, im wearing uggs"

Anonymous said...

"Why doesn't this computer have Microsoft Word?? I can't find it anywhere!!!"

-Girl in Tabin computer lab...on a Mac

Anonymous said...

"You know the Series of Unfortunate Events books? That's like my life. That's the story of my penis."

-outside Hunt Union, 11/11/08

Anonymous said...

girl putting whipped cream on her sundae: "eww this looks like poop!"

other girl watching from a distance: "yeah... bird poop..."

wilsbach 11/12

Anonymous said...

audience: yay!!
quizmaster (in evil demented voice): NO JOY!!

~quiz night, hunt union, nov 18, 9:46

Anonymous said...

"i have not put my key in that hole for a long time"


quad, early nov '08

Anonymous said...

"here i sit, broken hearted/came to shit, but only farted."

~proverb written on bathroom stall, fine arts building.

Anonymous said...

"i hate drinking out of giant water bottles. i always feel like i'm sucking a giant cock!"

-guy outside Mills, 12/3

Anonymous said...

An anthropology professor was talking about a group of people from Australia.

girl in class: oh, so they live, like, near Europe?

fall, 2005

Anonymous said...

Remember when we thought I had herpes? That thing on my lip was huge!

-Dec '08 Quad

Anonymous said...

I'm going to a baby shower... and I'm gonna get FUCKED!

-Terps Dec '08

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to a baby shower later...and I'm gonna get FUCKED!"

random girl, fine arts, Dec. 5, 9:30 pm

Anonymous said...

"Our Christmas gifts get less romantic every year. Last year he got me a dehumidifier."

-Girl in Fine Arts Building 12/10/2008

Anonymous said...

"It was joy-gasmic and man-tastic... it was amazing"

Fine Arts, Dec 2008

Anonymous said...

"I feel like the slowest learner in the room, which I very well may be..."

-Janet Nepkie

Anonymous said...

(a guy was walking with his friends past Macduff and I couldn't help but overheard this ridiculous story lol it was something to this extent...)

"So I was sooo wasted and me and the girl started going at it in an upstairs bedroom. Everything was going great when, like, the door opened up and my buddy walks in! He's like 'hey dude! i was wondering where you went!' and he was just so drunk. I'm yelling at him like 'Dude! get the fuck out!!' and he goes 'hey wow she's got nice tits!!'...."

(that's all i heard before they walked out of earshot lololol)

Anonymous said...

"It feels like there's a Dementor in my house."

Anonymous said...

"How the hell did people learn before Google?"
-Fine Arts computer lab

Anonymous said...

Two guys leaving a rehearsal on 2nd floor fine arts building

"This fuckin equipment sucks, what the fuck are they doing with our tuition money....

2nd guy - Well, I can tell ya what they aint doing, teaching anyone to fucking play, the bands here sound like shit

Anonymous said...

"This girl gave me a total TUDE at the punch bowl last night"

Upstairs Mills 1/15/09

Anonymous said...

Girl 1 "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Girl 2 "Probably getting drunk and then go bowling"

Upstairs Mills 1/15/09

Anonymous said...

"Just gotta catch him by the balls!"

-Guy to cashier about his rambunctious son

Southside 1/17/09

Anonymous said...

"I'm studying whether or not infants who didn't eat a lot of salt as babies grew up to really like salty things...imagine if i wrote these babies will really loveee semen??"